Gnome sorcerer: I cast shocking grasp
DM: ok, roll for that and a dex roll to survive the aftermath.
GS: Nat 20, and a 14.
DM: Congratulations, you started a tidal wave inside it’s stomach. Take 156 damage.
walking into the kitchen when you’re high
here’s an edit, missed some markings, sorry bout that!
friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch
the sleeping dog
time to show that wii fit fuckwad what real fitness is
Oh man, these mermaid things I keep posting just keep getting cuter.