Per Aspera Ad Astra, Cunts
How to escape a Tarrasque’s insides.

outofcontextdnd:

Gnome sorcerer: I cast shocking grasp

DM: ok, roll for that and a dex roll to survive the aftermath.

GS: Nat 20, and a 14.

DM: Congratulations, you started a tidal wave inside it’s stomach. Take 156 damage. 

GS: Cowabunga.

ruinedchildhood:

walking into the kitchen when you’re high

ruinedchildhood:

walking into the kitchen when you’re high

goatpox:

here’s an edit, missed some markings, sorry bout that!

goatpox:

here’s an edit, missed some markings, sorry bout that!

zizino:

friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch

id-ego:

the sleeping dog

id-ego:

the sleeping dog

Aya Takano tarot deck (click for high res) 

konkeydongcountry:

time to show that wii fit fuckwad what real fitness is

konkeydongcountry:

time to show that wii fit fuckwad what real fitness is

theminiarkana:

Oh man, these mermaid things I keep posting just keep getting cuter.